In this twisted tale of dark magic and unimaginable depravity, an unsuspecting man named James stumbles into the clutches of a wicked witch. After a stumbling through the forest blind drunk after a night on the town, James falls victim to her sinister machinations. The witch transforms him into a grotesque piece of furniture; a side table, to be precise, trapping his conscious mind within his own helpless, mute form. Bound to this hellish existence, James is forced to endure unimaginable torments as the witch and her depraved coven of followers subject his living flesh to every manner of sickening violation and abuse. They use his transformed body as nothing more than a set of holes for their twisted, never-ending debauchery.